Thursday, January 31, 2008

My first blog deletion..

Ginawa ko yun dahil inutusan ako, hindi dahil ginusto ko.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

URSULA!! partII

The action mala epic story continues!! Anu na nga ba ang nangyare sa isang never ending battle against evilgenius URSULA!! ang pakikipagtuos ng mga isda ng VeejaywanwanEN...!!!

One sunny afternoon; a typical day for the fishes in the sea academy. Vemet, a big democratic fish has decided to pursue the petition for URSULA, and are planning with Kwizel, Emgee together with the class officers. Their conversation was really hot and they're really considering Ursula's power.. and do you know what power She posses? THE POWER TO DESTROY FUTURE!! yes! she can destroy any fish's future.. with a single failing mark from her pen of doom.. nakuuuu...

Having Ursula petitioned will have a huge impact on her credibility.. WHICH WILL get her mad and perform a counter attack on the fishes. (shhheeek.. change topic).. Emgee's really pissed because there's this errand whammy.. este Ursula asked her to do.. funny as it may seem she keeps on committing errors.. and at the same time, emgee is repeating the same process over and over until she meets perfection...that's what Ursula asks.. perfection! kawawang fishda.

On the other hand, Dwastine, wonaldo, meyshel, restel, and company, are debating for what statement should be placed on the back of the shirt they're planning to produce. "Watchdogs, aw aw aw" said restel... wala lang.. nakakatawa..

So... the fishes, are attempting to consult their queen fevvrey for counseling.

Till next time..



-metaphor

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

URSULA!!!

Ursula is an antagonist from Disney's Little Mermaid. Surprisingly, it amazes me that creatures of such really exist, and take note; THEY EVEN WALK!!

In a school, there are different kinds of fish; a wannabe, a know it all, a gossiper, a backstabber, and many more. But when Ursula came in their lives, they have united against this ultimate living nightmare again, take note; this so-called "nightmare" only happens every Tuesday morning. Now, believe it or not the fishes in this school are really pursued in their field of education, doing anything to uplift their grades.serious huh? Sadly, Ursula is one of their mentors... By the way she turned up to be one of the highly paid sea creatures among the whole sea academy. Ursula is not more that 5,1 very skinny, and likes to wear sleeveless octopus linen, and skinny jogging pants. Can you imagine a skinny old person wearing those sea clothes?

Ursula is really fund of bragging her accomplishments in life. Example; she keeps on telling her fishes that her son; baby ursula, manages to obtain 1000 shells as his daily allowance, and another thing; Ursula's cave is soooo big and full of expensive and imported furniture. That's what Ursula keeps on telling her little fishes. She is also a business woman, she sells fish cards, raffle tickets, and a WHOLE LOT MORE.

Ursula teaches one of the most famous sea dances in the whole sea kingdom. Such dances are called, "ta ta", "meggai", "chwing" and a lot more.. Oh I almost forgot, she even instructs: "varneis". She (ursula) is unquestionably talented EXCEPT, her attitude seem to cover her greatness causing her students to think of her more deeper than an average antagonist; an EVILGENIUS!

Now what makes her an EVILGENIUS? well she doesn't consider explanations nor apologies, she's unlawful, she's unfair, she's fund of mocking people like he did with a fish named VEMET. Just any dim-witted thing you can imagine... think of her.

"Emgee" is one of the school's top. Unfortunately, she's the chosen assistant of Ursula and do you know what that means? Infinite errands, never-ending sermons, are the things she usually asks Emgee to perform having her energy overused, misused, and abused. Emgee is a little loquacious and that she makes her fellow fish blog-like, you know telling them all sorts of stories.

One time Emgee told Dwastine, Vemet, Nilay, Anuel, Sarlon, Darmi, Goy, and Go, her encounter with Ursula, and her story really made her fellow fishes burn in anger. Right now, the fishes are attempting to submit a petition for Ursula, and this time they are really serious.

That ends my story for now... I mean I still have to review for my Com103. Besides, I'm still after the story. sinusubaybayan ko pa.


-metaphor




Saturday, January 19, 2008

BUDDIES "a journalist's story"




"During my early years in journalistic affairs, I can say that I' am indeed poor, and that my colleagues were unquestionably better until...." I will have to leave that quote unfinished, not that I can't answer it, I just don't want to answer any questions of such. Answering it will simply make me jump to conclusions ignoring millions of possibilities that'll counter my thoughts.

Renuel Almonte Fallore, a guy sitting next to me during English class, two silent critics among their classmates, laughing their stomachs out the moment they hear a grammatical mishap, from their brethren. We were both admitted in the same publication; The Mirror as junior contributors. Every time a session is held, we were always asked to write an article about a given issue, and that we are all permitted to do anything that'll enable to enhance our articles.

During Mirror class I always sit next to this buddy for I admit that he is definitely better in terms of writing. I'm not bad, nor am I good, I'm just an average writer using typical words such as; did, do, etc. Back than I was having a hard time exercising my mind and that I always ask my buddy of words, far more appropriate and formal than what I intend to use. This guy has extreme vocabulary powers and that he is a CERTIFIED JOURNALISM MONSTER!

After high school we took different paths; he took UCC and I, in PUP. We have different courses which, on the other hand tackle similar subjects. I really admire journalism a lot and that it only took me a little so-called "INTELLECTUAL MASTURBATION" to realize that writing is indeed my specialty and initiated my passion towards my calling.

So from being a useless little caterpillar which only specializes in oral English, it bloomed into a butterfly; being better each time he flies -better in writing and communicating. My thinking capabilities expanded and took me to new heights. Gates of millions of books were opened, and that my mind actually started to take all the information, causing it to rapidly grow.

My experiences also helped in the betterment of my skills. I can proudly say that I' am much better than before. My endeavors served as scrumptious, vital ingredients for my recipe of success. Obviously this blog of mine is an actual evidence of my improvement.

A few minutes ago, I had a fruit full conversation with this buddy of mine, and boy was he impressed with my accomplishments. Well, I have nothing to brag about because If he was here in my college, he could have reached achievements far more significant than I had.

His really greater than me.... ... ... then..... ...

Now, I really don't know who's better, and I'm not interested to find it out. Friends never argue just because of articles.. duh?! HOW SHALLOW.

Anyway, I'm just glad that I turned to be a good practicing journalist. And that if it weren't for this buddy.. I wouldn't be in this throne.







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metaphor
"IWRITEANDREAD,THEREFOREILIVE